AP: It's PROFESSOR Dum(b)plin' Now..... bwahahaha

AgentPierceSaid:

Jan 23, ’13:
No sooner did we tell you about that fire-breathing hammer&sickle waving commie in Chapel Hill then WHAMMO..... another example of academic lunacy pops up.  Our favorite gubernatorial punchline– Bevie “Dumplin” Perdue has finagled a teaching gig at Haaaavard.  Yeah verily Professor Dumplin’ will be imparting the wisdom gained from being “the most unpopular and ineffective  governor in America from 2008-2012”. ......

Dumplin Goes To Harvard.... (LINK)

Obviously I don’t have a positive opinion of Lil’ Dumplin’ nor of Haaaavard; so to me it’s a marriage of mutually delusional entities.   They deserve one another.   Both are firmly convinced they “matter” because ..... well because they say so that’s why.

Who better to lecture on ineffective government than its “poster girl” for the past four years – the twinkle-toed twit from New Bern.     

Whats next from the “Are You Kidding Me” department?   
..... Mussolini teaching strategy at France’s War College?
..... Jeffrey Dahlmer with his own show on Food Network?
..... Jeremiah Wright subbing for Joel Osteen?
..... Joe Biden being Vice President ..... oops; that actually happened!
..... Viet Nam Fraud John Kerry as Secty of Stte ..... another oops.  :-(
..... Manti Te’o becoming CEO of E-harmony.com?

Do I “worry” about those empty skulls of mush being tainted by whatever mindless babble this goober-ette might impart?  Not really.  Harvard is overflowing with self-righteous peacocks in love with their bathroom mirror..... and all living in dread of ever having to quantitatively justify their existence.   Whats one more ant at that pompous picnic?

Here's a head-scratcher for you....
Chris Washburn.... Marvin Austin.... and Dumplin' Perdue ??
Which one least deserved to be on a college campus without delivering a pizza?

An undergraduate at Harvard is wading eye-ball high in faux-intellectual flatulence after their first week on campus.  So Little Ms One & Done will be right at home.  How much damage can one Dumplin’ do?   Ouch..... North Carolina said that four years ago.   

Was this payback for Dumplin’ quitting before the big Democ Convention in Charlotte so as not to further embarrass Lord Obama?   Lord Obama has been known to “have special privileges at Harvard” ya know (wink wink).

OK.... I know you’re still trying to get past those Jeffrey Dahlmer and Manti Te’o zingers.   You can reread’em later.  Lets get done with this.

This Harvard silliness was not a complete surprise.  My inside sources had alerted me a few weeks ago.  Sure, I was holding out that Lil’ D would catch on as a flight attendant at BuzzyAir out of New Bern..... or open a Rice Krispy Treats kiosk in University Mal in Chapel Hill.  She still may.

Of course lets not count out UNC creating some totally superfluous faculty slot for Bev at some point.  “Dean Dumplin” has a nice ring to it.   A faculty that already includes anarchists, atheists, pervs, GLTBs, commies, and Gene Nichol can always find room for a Dumplin’...... at tax-payer expense OF COURSE.

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JUST IN:  Not to be out done; Yale has just announced that they have signed Lennay Kekua as Professor of Internet Catfishing.

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Posted: January 23, 2013 at 3:57 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 9 comments
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cooldela
Dumplin' going to Harvard may be a part of the NC film industry. I remember taking a an ol' gal from Trenton, NC, (notnert) to see "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" at the movie house. Could there be a movie in the making? Dumplin' Goes Harvardonian. Dumplin' the next Lillian Gish? What is the world coming to? We got women getting ready to go into combat and we got Dumplin' going off to Harvard. Mercy!
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AP: You've given me an idea for a "spoof". Thanks! :-)
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1/26/2013 6:45:55 AM

NCSU68Grad
Word is that Jimmy Goodmon has funded a chair at Harvard. He named it Bahwah, after his Senior Home Manager and also Ms. Wahwahtahs..

There are also reports of experiments where Gov Bev will join Chris Matthews and some other talking heads. They will use the same "tingle meter" that they used during their "Does Hardcore Porn and Alcohol" increase the sexual desire of Harvard Students. They had a waiting list for this one and ran out of the Morning After pill. Chris and Bev and others will be hooked up to the sensors which measures their arrousal or tingle factor. They will be shown various Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, John Edwards, Barney Franks, Chris Dodd, etc. speeches. In addition, as a control, they will be shown snipets from the Bushes, Regan, Romeny, Rubio, Christie, etc.
When Harvard talked about a "chair" it was the TINLGE chair that they had in mind. In some of the original student experiments, they brought in live entertainers from The Combat Zone as they could improvise....
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AP: I'm still saying her future will be w/ BuzzyAir out of New Bern.
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1/25/2013 1:32:26 PM

cooldela
Has she signed the NC Secrets Act? We must not allow her to take the secret recipe for the Rice Krispie Treats to Boston. I shudder to think of the economic damage to our state!
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AP: I'm pretty sure she vetoed that one too.
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1/25/2013 8:52:13 AM

chuck strum
I attended Harvard Business School and I can tell you there is a reason the Kennedy School is on the same side as the College and the Business School is across the Charles River on the opposite side.
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AP: I like the theory that she will be a medical experiment.

My favorite part of Harvard is the glass flower museum.
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1/25/2013 8:04:27 AM

Henry Hawkins
Hmmm, Dumplin' looks enough like another Harvard prof - now serving as a Massachusettes Senator - to be her sister. Is there any chance Dumplin' is Cherokee? If so, she might be able to parlay this Harvard gig into a career in, I dunno... politics maybe?
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AP: Dumplin' will claim she's Xena The Warrior Princess if she thinks she can sell it. The woman is desperate for public approval.
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1/24/2013 8:42:05 PM

Thomas in Jacksonville
Look on the bright side. She will be out of our state. BUT when the investigations are over and charges are filed, will they bother to extradite her?
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AP: By then she will be living in Tanzania with Julius Nyang'oro.
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1/24/2013 7:24:07 PM

cooldela
If you read the article carefully you will find that they are studying her.
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AP: Like "AbbyNormal" in Young Frankenstein ??
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1/24/2013 7:16:16 PM

DownEastDave
That clueless nitwit is not qualified to teach "water boiling" at Craven County Commu College.
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AP: I disagree. I think she IS qualified to teach "water boiling". But I grade on a curve.
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1/24/2013 5:57:15 PM

HarryInHavelock
This is an April Fool joke, right?
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AP: No but November 6 was.
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1/24/2013 5:23:12 PM

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