"Bunny Hole Entertainment - Your Pleasure Is Our Business!"


March 14,’13: On the night of March 13, 2006 the telephone rang at the Durham headquarters of Bunny Hole Entertainment (aka Allure Escorts).  A young man’s voice ordered “two white strippers” for a party at 610 North Buchanan Boulevard, across from Duke’s East Campus.  That order was filled incorrectly.   “Incorrect” became the norm in the hours, days, weeks, months and years that followed. .....

Happy 7th Anniversary To The Journalistic / Judicial Train Wreck Known as “The Duke Lacrosse Case”.

Where were you when you first heard the word “Nifong”..... or that memorable phrase “honor student and single mother of  two....”?   

Seven years later when you hear the term “rich white boys” what do you think of?  ...... what about “Ho #1 and Ho #2”?  If you drive around the circle at Duke Chapel can you still hear “the potbangers” and whatever became of “the Gang of 88”?

Seven years and we’re all still waiting for delivery of:  (1) that check Reverend Jesse Jackson said he was sending for Crystal Mangum’s tuition; and (2) that Pulitzer Prize that The News & Observer’s Executive Editor Melanie Sill (now long gone) and News Editor Linda Williams (also long gone) could already “taste” back in March 2006.  Excuse me for being cynical but it don’t look like Jesse's check nor that Pulitzer is ever gonna arrive.

When you read/heard the very first sketchy reports of “Duke Lacrosse” what scenario popped into YOUR mind?   “A Time To Kill” or “Tawana Brawley”?

“A Time To Kill” was a movie adapted from John Grisham’s first novel.  Set in small town Mississippi, some white rednecks brutally rape a young “colored girl”.  The girl’s father (Samuel L. Jackson) exacts vigilante justice on her attackers leading to an explosive trial.  It was the kinda black vs white story that AgentPierce’s nemesis “BELO” lives for – all about “da Klan”.

“Tawana Brawley” was the race-bait scam that propelled the incomparable Al Sharpton to national prominence?  In 1986 Reverend Al was just a small time capo aka “community organizer” (uh oh!) in Jesse Jackson’s organization.   Sharpy (just 32 at the time) took “some liberties” with the Truth (i.e. Al made up 99% of it!) and, despite overwhelming evidence that he did so, Al became a celebrity in the race-baiter Hall of Fame.  Ain’t it amazing how “community organizers” with a sycophant media can make it big in America!

Either scenario could have been the case.... or some mutant combination of bits and pieces of each.

I recall A LOT about the series of events that followed that phone call to Bunny Hole Entertainment.  My memory is helped by the 26 columns I wrote about “Duke Lacrosse” over the year or so that followed.   I do recall considering the “either – or” and playing Devil’s Advocate for both scenarios.

I could imagine “rich white boys” fueled by alcohol and typical Duke student arrogance perpetrating such a horrible crime.   I could imagine it all being a hoax too.   After the first week I saw it was much much closer to the latter than the former.  Several years later The News & Observer kinda figured that out too..... but seven years later still won’t admit it.

When the initial police report hit The N&O’s newsroom only ONE scenario was considered.  That’s when the runaway train left the track.

My vividest personal memories are these two:

(1) A former N&O columnist, who was to be “thrown under the bus” by the cowardly McClatchy executives, telling me – “BobLee I really thought exotic dancers just danced exotically”.  Yeeee Haa!

(2) In April 2006 Malik Zulu Shabazz brought his New Black Panther stormtroopers to Duke to support Crystal Mangum (aka the insane lying Ho #1).  No way BobLee was gonna miss THAT.  Malik was/is a dashing figure 6’4 or so decked out in Saville Row threads and custom Eye-talian shoes.... surrounded by a cordon of two dozen Ray Lewis-esque bodyguards wearing combat fatiques, jack boots and those walkie-talkie thingys that real LEOs wear.... oh, and jaunty maroon berets too.  

The token black guy on the Duke Security force is trotted out to tell Malik that he cannot invade Duke because “it’s exam time and you might stress out our students”.  He actually said that. I was standing 6’ away when he did.

So Malik goes to Plan B.  He leads his entourage (now augmented by a sizable herd o' media and assorted curious onlookers) on a street march from the main gate at Duke to “the rape house”..... about a two mile trek.  With Malik at the point of the marching spear flanked by the bereted thug troopers and a dozen token “white supporters” (aka Duke faculty potbangers) the circus parade set out.   Where is yours truly?

I’m about 30’ ahead of Malik and walking backwards while cell-phoning live reports from the scene to “an internationally reknown radio talk show icon” who is telling his 20,000,000 listeners whazzz happenin’.  The Duke PR guy is beside me and overhears my conversation.  “Are you taking to who I think you’re talking to?”   I just grinned.  “Oh my lord,” he exclaimed, ”can this get any crazier?”  I just kept on grinning and reporting.

My 3rd favorite memory occurred months later when the NC Bar Association disbarred the idiot DA Mikey Nifong.  A Durham County sheriff’s deputy was dispatched to Casa de Nifong to confiscate Mikey’s law license.  Wife de Mikey answers the door and informs the deputy – “He’s not here.  He took his guitar and left.”

I theorized that “the world’s most disgraced lawyer” (this was several years BEFORE John Edwards and Rielle) was sitting on the banks of the Eno River strumming Froggy Went Acourtin’ on his geetar and wondering how his Grand Plan had gone oh so wrong.

No one seems to know what ever happened to Mikey.  I like to imagine Mikey Nifong, Matt Kupec, Uncle Julius, "Black Santa" and Jennifer The Tutor all living in a cave of the southern rim of the Palo Duro Canyon in West Texas.  Their days spent squatting by the side of the road signaling passing 18-wheelers to blast their air-horns.  That’s just my guess.

Crystal , of course, has moved on with her career.  She has baby mammed a coupla more youngans over the ensuing seven years and...... oh yeah, killed a boy friend with a butcher knife after burning his clothes in a bath tub.   Her trial is coming up soon.  She has notified the court that she will serve as her own attorney in her murder trial.  

“They” oughta hold that trial at the Durham Performing Arts Center and sell tickets to it. .... and maybe hire Marvin Austin to be on-site tweeting live reports to Dan Kane.

Am I the only one who sees these marketing opportunitues?  

The “not-a-rape house” at 610 North Buchanan has been torn down.  For reasons undetermined, grass will not grow on the site.  The Derm Visitors & Tourism Bureau (yes, they actually do have such) still get calls from visiting crime-enthusiasts asking “where did it not-really happen?”.  

I’ve left out a lot of the other memorable moments in the interest of time and band width BUT GUESS WHAT!   Here’s a link to one my most memorable commentaries during the thick of the whole gory mess.

A Time To Kill ..... A Time To Apologize (CLICK)

It’s a bit long but well worth your time.  Some “killer lines” in it.

Oh.... several years later the “suits” at The N&O figured a whizbang way to make their readers forget how they so botched “Duke Lacrosse”. 

To wit..... they instructed their award-winning (??) political reporter – Rob Christensen (who was embedded in the John Edwards Campaign) to TOTALLY IGNORE the overwhelming evidence that Johnny Boy and his new-age video-wench were playing “horny candidate & air-headed bimbo” on the campaign trail.   Luckily for the American public, every other media outlet in America WAS reporting it.  Yours truly only did nine columns on THAT one.

And then.... in May 2010, Young Marvin tweeted.  The 3rd Anniversary of THAT is still two months away.


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Posted: March 14, 2013 at 8:41 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 17 comments
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ArtC
You truly ARE an Internet legend.
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BL: So "they" say. ..... thanks :-)
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3/14/2013 5:06:28 PM

RayR
BL... Some of your best work, ever! It's kinda like when El Rushbo said, "I really miss Bill Clinton,the stories were so good, you couldn't have made them up!"
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BL: Like that no-count bum your sister marries... Thanksgiving ain't quite the same since she threw him out.
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3/14/2013 2:58:29 PM

Robedixon
Honestly is there any other state in the country who can lay claim, (not happily) to two lawyers like Nifong and Edwards ? On the other hand both convinced the suits at The N&O they were telling the truth and what does THAT say about the crowd on McDowell Street?
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BL: Having "the suits at The N&O" on your side is simply a matter of playing to their far-Left agenda.
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3/14/2013 12:33:47 PM

BigBobby
Your column reminded me of silver linings:

Fox news introduced us to Megan Kelly (then Kendall) standing side by side with some local attorney in front of Durham Police HQ.

She had a touch of deer in the headlights........but not for long. I remember telling Mrs H "who is this chick?" and "she's gonna be good"
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BL: Every crisis creates heroes.... every ill wind floats someone's boat.
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3/14/2013 11:27:58 AM

Jon
I was at the NBPP deal when they tried to get on Duke campus that day. Will have to check my photos to see if you're in 'em.

Jon
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BL: I was in my Jimmy Buffet attire.... aloha shirt, khakis and greek fishermans cap.

Do you recall the two media choppers hovering overhead that drowned out Malik's oratory?
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3/14/2013 11:21:35 AM

bullcitybeth
She is featured in a show on the Discovery ID channel. The show us called Wives with Knives. They interviewed her in the Durham jail, my favorite line she gives about the stabbing, 'I didn't mean to hurt him...'
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BL: Bless her widdle heart. :-) Soooo misunderstood.
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3/14/2013 11:12:37 AM

cooldela
Mikey works with Elvis at the Food Lion in Wallace. I believe Mike washes the vegetables but Elvis will not allow him to drive the forklift yet. I understand he tried to strum Elvis' guitar but was quite severely rebuked.

But the press had me convinced that those Duke boys had finally discovered sex. I knew it could not be true of a good Methodist college.
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BL: Mikey has been "reuked" a lot over the past seven years.
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3/14/2013 10:49:56 AM

PT from Minne
one of the all time great bob lee columns.......

and lest we forget, the DOOK Lax thing was on the COVER of Time and Newsweek.....how much did they retrack?
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BL: Thanks PT.

"The media" never apologizes. It "might affect our credibility".
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3/14/2013 10:49:02 AM

UnderTheArch
What Josey Wales would say if he could:

“I thought, “Bonfire of the Vanities.”
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BL: Josey always has just the phrase for each occasion.
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3/14/2013 10:36:27 AM

LRP
Kupec, while he was out on the gridiron, had no idea, at the time, that he would, one day, be mentioned in the same sentence with Mike, Julius, and Jennifer.....
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BL: True Dat! :-)
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3/14/2013 10:34:13 AM

BC in PV
BobLee, this and the column you wrote at the time are brilliant pieces. As soon as I saw the subject, the first image in my mind was imagining you in that crowd at Duke reporting directly to EIB.

Great stuff!
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BL: Those were Wild Times for sure. I am blessed with incredible material.
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3/14/2013 10:31:45 AM

rowdybluetarheeler
"I've got the worst job in the world"...
quote from the ER tech who collected Crystal's samples for the rape kit test.

This must be a slow day for you, BobLee...
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BL: "Slow day" ??? Not at all. Make a note to check this site a year from now. It'll be "slow day" #8.
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3/14/2013 10:19:56 AM

YogiNC
Bobby, seven year itch? I can't believe it's been that long and yet almost every time I see Duke LX on the tube I wonder which one of them might be the next "victim". I was living in upstate NY when the Sharpton fiasco started. Back then he looked almost like the rev barber does today. My gut told me from day one that was a sham. The Duke LX stuff smelled the same. My wife, being the protector she is, was enraged at what those "boys" had done. The moment I heard her say that I instantly recalled to her the sharpton tales and that judgement was better passed when the REAL facts were known. Months later when Nifong went away she commented on how badly those "boys" were treated adn how wronged they had been. I told her "just wait until the 'suits' get hold of the system, someone is going to pay for that mess." Too bad the N&O didn't suffer there, they sure were culpable, as was every other "news' outlet. Personally I think those "boys" should own Durham, the N&O, and WRAL et. al.
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BL: A lot of $$$$ has changed pockets since 2006 and The N&O's always fragile credibiity has pretty much bottomed-out since then.
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3/14/2013 10:18:46 AM

Jay
Nice reference to Palo Duro, though sharing an occasional Shiner with the locals (prarie dogs) doesn't sound all that bad. I'd hope for something more remote and uncomfortable for the Nifer.
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BL: I'm not sure the locals around Greater Amarillo will cotton to Mikey and his merry band all that much.
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3/14/2013 10:12:44 AM

Margie
I am sure everyone will have their favorite lines in this one BobLee. I want to stake my claim to "Mikey, Matt etc...... squatting by the side of the road.....". That answers so many questions we all have had. Already looking forward to your 8th Anniversary report.
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BL: Good Lord willing, I'll do #8 365 days from now. The "Mikey, Matt, Julius..... Palo Duro Canyon" bit "works" because I make it so specific. A little trick we cyber smart-alecks employ.
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3/14/2013 10:08:09 AM

JohnINMeck
".... community organizers with a sycophant media can ........ in America."

That ruined another keyboard with coffee spew. You beat all BobLee.
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BL: I'm blessed with a cornucopia of low-hanging fruit.
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3/14/2013 9:38:45 AM

geek49203
"...what scenario popped into YOUR mind? 'A Time To Kill' or 'Tawana Brawley'?"

Neither. It was "Rodney King" or "Budzyn and Nevers."

You might recall that, soon after the Rodney King riots, that 2 Detroit cops either a) wrestled a dopehead to arrest him and he died of a heart attack, or b) being white racists, they beat him until he died. The Detroit mayor at the time -- another guy that was always being investigated by the Feds -- Coleman Young decreed that the cops would be sacrificed to prevent another Detroit riot. So, they were sacrificed. Or held to justice, depending on your point of view -- me, I suspect that the sequestered jury watching the movie "Malcolm X", which started out with video of the Rodney King arrest, got the memo.

Besides, this is more charitable to Nifong -- that he tried to prevent a riot, rather than do this for pure political gain. Or something.
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BL: Any comparison of Durham to Detroit can work.... at least to certain parts of "the Derm Experience".
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3/14/2013 9:32:41 AM

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