AP: ..Those Crazy Black Women ! If I only had a nickel…

Frederica Wilson
Agent Pierce
October22/ 2017

AP: ..“Crazy Black Women” ! If I had a nickel for every time…

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It happens every time the Democrats send out one of these CBWs (Crazy Black Women) like Pauxatawney Phil on Groundhog Day. I start getting calls, emails, texts and even show ups at the front door…

“AgentPierce, where do they (Democrats) keep getting these Crazy Black Women? …. If it isn’t Mad Maxine Waters… it’s Sheila Jackson Lee… and now this latest screeching loonie… some “whack job in a silly hat” from Florida named Frederica Smith Wilson.

Ms Frederica Smith Wilson represents Florida’s 24th Congressional District. Florida’s 24th is notorious as….

…the most heavily Democratic district in both Florida and the entire Southeastern United States. … Bet you are SHOCKED!  … How does one say “Gerrymander” in Floridian?

That answers the inevitable question… who votes for these nutjobs? Same voter demographic that keeps electing the afore-mentiond Maxine Waters (D-South Central LA) and the irrepressible Ms Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Houston TC).

… nothing ever changes in their districts EXCEPT their elected representatives seem to prosper. Uuummm.  Apparently the constituents don’t care.

Another question I keep getting (WHY do people think I know ??) is … “How come these CBWs all look so BIZARRE?”

Personal appearance is “personal” and there’s no accounting for what “look” an individual choses to project. I have had a beard for 40 years. Lots of folks get tattoos these days. Some, I hear, opt for nose rings, etc.

Apparently Ms. Frederica Smith Wilson – a.k.a. this Florida CBW – has over 100 of those bejeweled cowboy hats. They are her trademark. Go figure…

Q: AgentPierce; do the mover/shakers in the Democratic hierarchy “approve” of these quite bizarre people representing “them”?

A:  The Democ hierarchy does not think of “The CBWs” representing them. They are “special”.  So “special” none of’em ever get invited to Nancy Pelosi’s DC mansion for tea.

For going on 60 years the Democrats have “used” African Americans as “cannon fodder” to create disturbances and generally go around “pissing in any punchbowl” they find. These ridiculous Crazy Black Women are just the latest rendition of that time-tested strategy.

They turn’em loose to “do what they do” for a week or so.  Then round’em up and store’em in a rubber room in one of Marion Berry’s old “party houses” in Anacostia.

The Dems official name for it is “Turn Loose The Clowns”.  Talk about “clowns’… remember Mayor Berry !!!

It usually works because “the media” also sees these loonies as great B-roll video. Just stick a live mic in their face and let’em SCREECH and Howl.   If they come dressed as “Moms Mabley Does Phyliis Diller” all the better.  They usually do.

Q:  Does it ever occur to the CBWs that they are promoting a stereotype of over-the-top nutjobs?  Frederica Wilson

A:  If that did occur to them… Who cares? They get lots of media coverage and their constituents back home cackle and hoot. “Cackling and hooting” is apparently “a good thing” in their culture.

Q:  Will we see more CBWs?

A:  Absolutely.  A left-wing casting company in Hollywood has reps constantly scouring malls and such for CBWs… and CBW wanna-bees.

A special costume shop has racks of outrageous crap that Dolly Parton wouldn’t wear on a bet. CBWs love it.

Since Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey shut down last year… all their Clown wardrobe and make-up had to go somewhere… doesn’t it?

I did an earlier column about Maxine & Sheila J-Lee. Everything I said then still applies…. LINK.

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  • RAZ Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Adam Clayton Powell….haven’t heard that name in decades. He set the standard for all these clowns today. Still remember his “keep the faith baby” and how it changed to “keep the baby Faith” when one of his staff had his baby

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      I get Adam Clayton Powell and “Reverend Ike” confused…

  • Former96heel Reply
    4 weeks ago

    My local fav was the Charlotte leader of the United Way. Gloria Pace King. I have forgotten all of the sad details but commissioning your own biography from charity funds was only a side note.
    She had the nerve to sue the banker who took her place for slander when he said her tale was based in sin.
    And the corps here still compete for how much they shovel to the United Way to get grafted off nine ways to Sunday. She ended up stealing hundreds of k for discrimination for being fired with cause.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      Charlotte’s local guvmint plows new rows of total ineptness and bald-faced corruption by the hour. With all the “white flight” to the surrounding suburbs… Charlotte’s future is guaranteed to be Atlanta’s present. It is a massive case of Municipal Gerrymandering… all the Not AfAms are holed up in Myers Park and Dilworth and 90% of them are Limo Libs.

  • Radio_Smuggles Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Hey don’t discriminate against the guys. The Bimini loving Adam Clayton Powell and Charlie Rangel were on the flamboyant side too. NC’s GK Butterfield is simply strange.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      Butterfield is Trans-racial… For sure there have been scallywags aplenty among AfAm male-pols for 100 years.

  • geek49203 Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Cynthia McKinney. Uh, yeah, well, nuff said.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      ALL-TIME first ballot CBW Hall Of Loonies. Her time in DC was short but quite eventful.

  • geek49203 Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Corrine Brown, D-Florica for forever. She set up this charity, see? And people who wanted go be generous might get to have the Congresswoman’s full attention, see? And the money, lots of it, ended up in something besides the stated purpose, see? Not that it was bribery, you understand? I’m betting that right now she’s thinking, “If I just would’ve done 100 times more, I’d be Hillary.”

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      That’s the time-honored “Faux Not For Profit” Scam. At any one time there are as many as a dozen of those in play among AfAms in the NCGA… all on the Dem side of the aisle of course. Fayetteville’s Mary McAllister got nailed with that one 8-10 years ago. Mary had all her kids as “staff members” at “sizable salaries”. … it’s so unbelievably crooked that they get away with it on sheer gall. Funny that The N&O never gets around to “investigate” them however… SURPRISE! NOT!

  • geek49203 Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Honorary mention goes to John Conyers (Dem, Detroit) wife, Monica. The Congressman is 36 years older than Monica, so I guess there is still hope I can score with my local 19 year olds? BTW they met when she was his intern, so yeah, that sounds familiar. Anyway, another one of the crazies in the Detroit City Council (see the YouTube videos) when it desperately needed good leadership. Sentenced to prison in 2010, which is remarkable since her hubby ran the House Judiciary Committee at the time. During the sentencing, and after when she got fired from her radio job (among her sins was booking $750/night hotel rooms on her employer’s dime without asking), it was obvious that she thought she was above the rules for us little people.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      The formal name for it is Reparational Immunity. The medical name for it is “Bat S*** Crazy”.
      .
      John Conyers and that cranky “Civil Rights Icon” guy from Atlanta both spend most their time saying “No, I’m not him, I’m the other one.” You know thats got to get old.

  • geek49203 Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Don’t forget Barbara Rose Collins, from Detroit. Six years in the US House of Representatives. She thought she was the African Queen of her district and Czarina of her office. Finally — against all tradition — her mostly black Dem voters booted her in the primary when the Dems in the Congress and the local media noticed her craziness. (She lost to Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, the momma of Kwame, and that’s another long story.).

    She went on to serve in the Detroit City Council, and YouTube videos still abound with her, uh, eccentric behavior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFwavRMPNI8 for example.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      PLUS… there was some freakozoid she-AfAm Senator from Chicago just before The Chosen One. She was nuttier than a out-house mouse too. Yessiree, its really hard NOT to draw stereotypes… isn’t it?

  • JP Reply
    4 weeks ago

    Marion Berry.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      That what I have? Not misspelled ???

      • JP Reply
        4 weeks ago

        Sorry, I meant to say Marion Berry’s wife. His clepto wife. Crooked Hillary took a page from this woman’s playbook.

        • Agent Pierce Reply
          4 weeks ago

          Didn’t that glorified pimp, Berry, have a couple of Halle Berry look-a-like in his personal posse? He was worse than the AfAm mayor of Detroit… who was as bad as the one in Nawlins… who went to prison like the one in Charlotte. Damn lot of “coincidences” in there… aren’t there?

          • JP
            4 weeks ago

            I was living in DC during HIZONER’s first tenure. My favorite is still this one:

            http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/library/dc/barry/shell.htm

          • Agent Pierce
            4 weeks ago

            “Mayor Marion” was a character right out of a Shaft or Foxy Brown B-movie. He was in-yo-face corrupt and dared anyone to stand up to him. For reasons I am incapable of grasping as a Baby Boomer WASP … his constituents seem to admire his corruptness. Go figure?

  • DM Carpenter Reply
    4 weeks ago

    No mention of Alma Adams, NC’s own “Crazy Hat Lady”? Granted, she is but a Padawan now. However, I sense much crazy potential in her.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      4 weeks ago

      I thought about including the well-hatted “ChurchLady” Miss Alma but she has not achieved National Status YET… “They” will probably drag her out in a few months.

      • DM Carpenter Reply
        4 weeks ago

        I am sure ‘put me in, coach’, or words to that effect have passed her lips. At some point, this will turn into a ‘me too’ fest, which will be glorious fodder for the BL/AP/Blondie triumverate.

        • Agent Pierce Reply
          4 weeks ago

          and it IS… All About Column Fodder!

          • DM Carpenter
            4 weeks ago

            Yes! and but for column fodder, I would be much less entertained and Bob Kennel (who’s best friend, it turns out, is Father to one of my good buddies in High School) would otherwise risk hypotension. One quick word about my connection to BK, as I wrote it, I was reminded of the connection dialogue between Dark Helmet and Lonestar.

          • Agent Pierce
            4 weeks ago

            BK is “a character”. He truly is that. I don’t know him as well as BL does, but Ive heard the stories.

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