Latest “GET TRUMP” Plot fizzles… & another CBW!

Trump Haters
Agent Pierce
August18/ 2017

(This Week’s) WE GOT TRUMP NOW… two goofy nuns & a CBW!

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Back in the early 60s, at the height of The Cold War, there were these two goofy nuns. They lived in Switzerland; or maybe it was LaGrange, one of those idyllic locales where they film Hallmark Christmas movies. These two nuns’ gig was predicting The End of The World (TEofTW).

These two nuns – Sister Trixie and Sister Heidi – saw themselves as modern day Nostradamus-ettes. I made-up those names. I don’t think nuns actually have names. They just go by descriptions like “the tall one” and “the one with the lazy eye”.

I was in Miss Loftin’s 4th Grade class at Lemuel Harvey Elementary School when Sister Trixie and Sister Heidi predicted TEofTW was going to be “this coming Wednesday”.

My pal Jimmy Rose raised his hand to ask Miss Loftin if he could “…go home and cover myself in Crisco. If I’m going, I wanna be “Southern Fried.”

Jimmy Rose gained ever-lasting fame as the only kid at Jesse W. Grainger High School to drive a Corvette to school. But I best remember Jimmy for “….wanna be Southern fried.”

Needless to say “this coming Wednesday” came and went without Armageddon.

Fast Forward to This Week’s We GOT TRUMP NOW Plot…

What happened in Charlottesville last week was very bad PERIOD.  Much worse than Chris Keldorf’s 4th Quarter interception in the Red Zone in 1997 (or was it 1998)? that kept Mack’s Men out of a major bowl and Orange County’s sleeping giant remained asleep.

Moving America one giant step closer to National Armageddon certainly trumps (pun intended) Keldorf’s Klunker.

I don’t mind telling you, even I was worried earlier this week. I recalled Jimmy Rose and his Crisco.  Was this “The Big One”?  It still might be.

When two mobs of certifiably crazy sumbitches “go at it” only the Wal-Mart who sold both mobs their ax handles, ball bats and balaclavas will benefit.

A girl was killed and a number of people were injured in Charlottesvile. That happens hourly in Chicago, but…

“Mob violence” only matters if it can be linked to Donald Trump in a way that can be fully explained in 140 characters… with a minimum of big words.

I recalled my own advice oft-repeated.: Whenever America seems about to “go Mount St Helen”, give the situation 48 hours…. The situation will invariably “jump the shark”.  Drowning under the weight of its own absurdity.  At least it always has which is all we have to go on.

Someday Kim Jung Whozit or Osama Bin-WhatsHisFace might actually “do a Dr Strangelove”.   Slim Pickens will ride that bomb to planetary oblivion. I am confident that will indeed happen… maybe NEXT week. But not this past week.

I am losing track of how many We’ve Got Trump Now weeks we have had since Nov 8. It hit double figures during Kathy Griffin Week or was it OMG The Russians Are Coming Week. Who still remembers Lets Threaten The Members of The Electoral College Week? Did Mooch Week count as it’s own “week”?

Should each Got Trump Now Week have its own colored lapel ribbon?

NOTE: War On Statues Week is on-going. It might have the legs to last as long as two weeks.

Got Trump Now Charlottesville Week officially “jumped the shark” Thursday afternoon when…

A State Senator in Missouri – Maria Chappelle-Nadal – straight out of the cast of an Amos ‘n Andy Revival, proposed that PresidentTrump should be assassinated.

My immediate reaction was:

I betcha it’s a CBW. I will stake my reputation as a wise guy w/ a website that it’s a CBW.

CBW stands for Crazy Black Woman.   For sure there are “crazy” men and women of every race.  Plenty of”em.  But a Crazy Black Woman is simply special.

America 2017… it has been decreed that Crazy Black Women can say / do anything they damn well please. Maxine Waters, SheiMaxine6la Jackson-Lee and Whoopie Goldberg argue which one should get credit for The CBW Provision.

I spoke with BobLee’s two brothers-in-law in Missouri.  This lunatic is quite notorious in Missouri as a bona-fide CBW. This latest YEEE-HA episode elevated her to National CBW status alongside Quite Mad Maxine and Sheila J-Lee.

“Being a CBW” is a form of diplomatic immunity. UN diplomats can double-park on 5th Avenue. Children of the Ambassador from Up

per Volta can shoplift candy bars from 7-11s. They cannot be prosecuted whatever they do. It makes no sense but what does these days…

The CBW Provision is part of the much larger Reparational Justice Movement.

In the next to last episode of ROOTS, “Chicken George” (Ben Vereen) mentions it to Leslie Uggams over chicken & waffles on the occasion of the annual Kunte Kinte Night at The Apollo.

Has Colin Kaepernick ever heard of “ROOTS”?

When the CBW from Missouri went “CBW” it effectively reduced an otherwise serious situation to “just another GOT TRUMP NOW Week” that did not Get Trump or even come close…. joining all the other failed “We Got Trumps” in the dumpster of fizzled liberal plots.

Wile E CoyoteThese weekly “Got Trump Now” productions don’t fail because of any incredible defense POTUS Trump employs. Not at all.

They all fail for the same reason Wile E. Coyote never caught Road Runner.  Wile E was very un-smart.  In this case, Wile E. is The Coalition to GET TRUMP – The Rabid American Left and the equally incompetent Rabid RINO Swamp Rats.  They depend on mobs of rabid mongrels who are 1,000s of very loose hand grenades.

Given a choice between Sisters Trixie and Heidi OR any of the Crazy Black Women (CBWs)… I’m going with the Armageddon Sisters.   They never took themselves all that seriously.

 

CBWs take themselves very seriously.  Luckily, no one else does… except a few 100,000 of their brain-dead followers ofcourse.

This Crazy Black Woman from Missouri hitting the national front page on the same day that Deb Crowder appeared before The NCAA is a monumental achievement for Women’s Rights.

The long-held contention that “only pretty women” can get attention certainly no longer applies.

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  • DM Carpenter Reply
    1 month ago

    Well, it did not take long for Duke Chapel to remove the statue of R.E. Lee for ‘safekeeping’. The last time I heard a line like that it was, ” …there’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. I’ll fix it up there, then I’ll bring it back here.”
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    I wonder who is worthy to fill an empty alcove in Duke Chapel. My first thought would be the Round Rev., St William Barber II, Alumnus and Patron of Buffets, but I think he would be dimensionally challenged to fit in the same niche. Perhaps a figure from history, like Saladin would lend diversity? Soros would be too easy a choice. I know. The perfect answer just came to me. That niche can be a rotating display of Lib martyrs: Crystal Gail Mangum, Tawana Brawley, all those people who found offensive scribblings, offensive grafitti, nooses (all of which they themselves wrote/tagged/tied), showing us what the eeevil non-Libs would be doing, if they had the time. I think that is the winner, what say you?

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      Duke established its radical left-wing “creds” some time ago. The Duke Lacrosse Fiasco confirmed it. I wasn’t aware there were any “Confederate statues” at Duke.
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      Hasn’t there always been questions about Washington Duke and Buchanan Duke’s slave holdings ??? Another case of “situational indignation”. Typical of such institutions.

      • DM Carpenter Reply
        1 month ago

        I see ‘conversations about the origins of the Duke money’ in the future, but they will not ‘destroy it’, as they would tear down a statue.

        • Agent Pierce Reply
          1 month ago

          “Situational Integrity” is a strength of liberals.

  • Radio_Smuggles Reply
    1 month ago

    The monument issue is a smokescreen. Some young persons in the current strain of Dem’s seems to have discovered that the monuments were erected in the south when under Dem Party control. The KKK was the De Facto paramilitary arm of the Democratic Party and not some evil Republican creation. Erasing history is part and parcel of erasing Democratic involvement in slavery. Since they no longer have the luxury of having slaves on the literal plantation long ago they discovered keeping them happy with promises of entitlements keeps them on the government plantation and the Party in political play.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      I agree “statues” is a smokescreen but easily understood by simple-minds. The Dems have instituted a different form of “slavery” now – The Welfare Entitement Plantation – there are no whips and Lynch mobs but there is NO FUTURE either. Keeping the ignorant mobs “ignorant” and dependent on their government masters for daily bread is slavery of a very insidious strain.

  • bobby poon Reply
    1 month ago

    The call from the far left mayor of Chapel Hill has been made to remove Silent Sam. She claims he is a ,”Clear and Present Danger”. I must have passed him well over a thousand times and never ducked once. I drank enough Ripple sitting under him to float a battle ship,but that is another story.
    The cultural cleansing is just beginning. I hope some alumni of cooler and saner mind move Silent Sam to a safer and dignified place to live out eternity. He has stood vigilant long enough among the enemy.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      UNCCH alumni are already in a quandary over the athletic scandal. Moving / destroying SSam will only add to their dilemma; but “something” is going to happen.

  • NCSU68Grad Reply
    1 month ago

    Somewhere I saw an article or post that said that the “National Association of WJC Sexual Assault Victims” had petitioned the state of South Dakota to remove a Bill Clinton statue. Don’t think it was North Dakota as they are all working in the Shale Oil Fields and pumping oil to keep the price low and OPEC in constant turmoil. Fake News? Don’t know
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    The Donald did take a page directly out of Rahm Emanuel’s playbook and called out the Dems for “Political Correctness” and obstructionism that is blocking the implementation of the “travel ban” and the “WHO ARE YOU?” Immigration programs. Unfortunately, Barcelona took a LOT of wind out of the “GOTCHA” headlines.
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    What DID NOT receive the proper press was the Ugly little bully (Kim Jong Un or maybe Jimmy Uno Kimmel) backing down after Mad Dog and Rex the Terror threatened do do a remake of the Slim Pickens “ride em, cowboy” scene. The MOAB (Mother of all Bombs” would take out Kimmy and most of his band of “socialist” followers…HOPE it DOES NOT happen…but it could.
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    AOBC (American Outdoor Brands Corp – NEW name for Smith Wesson Holding Corporation) and RGR (Ruger) were fractionally up today. You can STILL purchase a S&W MP15 AR-15 5.56mm for $550. Shipped, Insured to Raleigh, including the $25 local FFL fee. That is a deal….don’t know if you need it, but Silent Sam might think so. Whittaker Guns is still running a LOT of specials on concealed Hand Guns and AR’s. CNN and the idiotic Dems (Roy Cooper near top of list) are taking over Obama’s legacy of “World’s Greatest Gun Salespeople” Some CNN talking head called for more GUN CONTROL after Charlottesville….
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    Stopped in Asheville at a restaurant to pick up a catered meal for our host who invited us up for an Eclipse viewing event. Both restrooms are now M/F/TG. I wondered if the female (don’t get too picky) patrons would request a sign….”Don’t care WHAT sex you are….if you STAND to PEE….lift the %$#^&*# SEAT”. I may start carrying self adhesive signs and put them in the “Unisex” restrooms…..that would drive them, especially in Asheville and Chapel Hill, BONKERS….

    • Doug Reply
      1 month ago

      You should have taken it upon yourself to pee on the seat. Since having a dude in the restroom did not do it, maybe that aspect would get the women riled up enough to stop that senseless issue.

  • Doug Reply
    1 month ago

    The bad part of the gotcha of the hour/day/week is that when something truly unsavory happens it will remind us of the fable of Chicken Little. If the media are ALWAYS saying the sky is falling then why would we believe them when it does? Just the fact that the CBW is now the face of the “opposition” shows you how much truth there is to these stories.
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    It is also concerning that the Trump Derangement Syndrome is so pervasive that there are a lot of stories and issues out there that need to be brought up that are not. What is out there flying under the radar while we are concerned with the relatively unimportant stories of CBW’s, stupid KKK marches, morons in Derm pulling down statues and the Trump gotcha of the day?
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    Did you see how the thugs in Derm got trolled by a CBW? Counter protesters showed up to a fake KKK rally and had nothing to counter. I saw that it was two similar minded groups converging on the same spot so I was surprised gunplay was not involved between them. I bet the driveby shootings, drug deals, and muggings plummeted today…maybe there will only be 2-3 shootings for the local news to report tonight.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      The regional media that circulated / promoted the false “rumor” of the KKK rally were “yelling FIRE in a crowded theater”. INEXCUSABLE but they have no shame or integrity. We already knew that. It got them “some clicks”. Thats all that matters.

  • Mayberry Jim Reply
    1 month ago

    Is it possible that Deb could be Walter Matthau in drag? There is no record of them ever having been seen in the same place simultaneously. Rumor is he died in 2000 but I think maybe he/she just took on another identity.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      I think you owe Walter an apology. 🙂

  • bobby poon Reply
    1 month ago

    That Silent Sam has made it this far is nothing short of a miracle.

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      Sam is on borrowed time. I doubt he makes it to Thanksgiving.

      • bobby poon Reply
        1 month ago

        How about Franklin St. Ben Franklin did own slaves and run ads for slaves for sale and runaway slaves in his papers. However he did free them in the end and wrote against slavery later in life. He was still ambivalent till the end.
        The polling shows the majority want the statues to remain. Only the left and very liberal want them down. However our politicians are mostly weasels.
        Maybe UNC and the Town could have a renaming contest for Franklin St.

        • Agent Pierce Reply
          1 month ago

          I doubt that “Franklin” is Benjamin Franklin but I suppose it could be. “Polls don’t lie” but liars do conduct polls.

  • BobH Reply
    1 month ago

    Fifty years ago, when LBJ decided that it was possible to make war on poverty and make it and low IQs become extinct – 2 of the most ridiculous things he ever did including the war in Vietnam – this nation was propelled into a white guilt frenzy like we’ve never seen. Never mind that whites as a group have nothing to be guilty about, Walter cranked-tight and others carried water for the herd of braying jackasses and delivered the black vote. LBJ thought that he would have all those votes forever, but he only succeeded in getting most of them for the last 50+ years.
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    That’s when we glorified black preacher/letches and their singsong delivery from the pulpit mindful of days of tribal chiefs and stick huts thatched with palm fronds. It is also when the nation accepted that allowing every black majority campus should demonstrate in the streets whenever and for however long they chose so to do. Of course, the blacks not bright enough to get into one of those UNCF schools got jealous and decided that demonstrations should turn into riots justifying looting. This has continued unopposed by logical thought for decades now; so it should come as no surprise that the BNWs are coming out of the woodwork like cockroaches.
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    Now that it is politically correct to remove statues and to destroy monuments to our nation’s founders because we are ‘offended’, I propose that we destroy all the statues of George Washington Carver and MLK and revert all the street names back to what they were before.
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    “And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.” – Book of Matthew 18:9

    • Agent Pierce Reply
      1 month ago

      It always ends up being about votes = power = $$$. So it starts with bamboozling as many easily bamboozled as possible.

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