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AP: Ferguson and Barbecue are Two Subjects that....

Dec 2,’14:   The Ferguson Situation and Barbecue.... Two subjects about which EVERYONE, apparently, considers themselves to be an “Expert”.

You’ve expressed your “expert” opinion via social media or in likely heated conversation over the recent holidays.   Your discussion partners had strong “expert” opinions too.  Depending upon the “diversity” of your social circles, they either agreed or disagreed with your considered opinion.

Hopefully no disagreements when either party was holding a carving knife.

Posted: December 02, 2014 at 10:12 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments

And for Those Reasons.... I’m Out.

Dec 1,’14:  Prologue: I had this column outlined BEFORE “Massacre Amid The Lofty Pines”. 

One of our favorite shows is Shark Tank.   Survivor has “Voted off the island”.   Apprentice has “You’re Fired”.  With Shark Tank the signature line is “... and for those reasons, I’m Out”.   A shark says that when he/she decides they do not want to invest in the whizbang business opportunity de jour.

My mind was made up prior to high noon on Saturday.   “Massacre Amid The Lofty Pines” simply reaffirmed my conclusion.  For the following reason, I’m Out.... of the Fedora Fan Club. 
Posted: November 30, 2014 at 8:15 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 52 comments | Tagged as: TGU

AP: I was NOT in Ferguson. Were You?

Nov 25,’14:  I HAVE actually been to St Louis, probably more often than most of you.  But I’ve never been to its suburb of Ferguson.  I certainly was not there on the night of the Michael Brown incident.   Were you?

Apparently I am THE ONLY ONE who wasn’t an eyewitness to exactly what happened.   Every race baitin’ yahoo and every sniffling media weasel was there apparently.  All the same yahoos and weasels who were in Orlando for Trayvon apparently.  I wasn’t there either.  How do these folks manage to be on-hand for these things.... and always know EXACTLY what happened?  Like Forrest Gump was, I guess.


Posted: November 25, 2014 at 10:44 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments

And It is Not Even Tuesday Yet

Nov 24,’14:  It’s a brand new week so lets deal with brand new piles o’ crap.
Lately Piles O’ Crap re: UNC are “like gloves” – they come in pairs.

So far this week (its just Monday) we have ONE involving UNC’s stumblebum administrators and ONE involving Larry’s Bad Boyz.

Quick question regardless of your partisan affiliation.... when you heard about the post-game vandalism of the Duke Visitors locker room, did you immediately assume – the spraypainters wore dreadlocks?
Posted: November 24, 2014 at 8:18 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 46 comments | Tagged as: TGU

Wow! $3.1M Is A Lot! Compared to What?

Nov 23,’14:  One of The Great Questions of the Modern Era has now been answered.  Q:  How much did UNCCH pay TeamKen  for The Report?   Answer:  $3,100,000.

That leaves still unanswered:  (1) What Will Happen To Roy?.... (2) What is a Chicken Nugget?.... and (3) Why did Julia Roberts marry Lyle Lovett?   You probably have 2-3 of your own.  We all do.

Any time an amount of something is involved in a headline news story it provokes a wide spectrum of human emotions.   Any “amount” is relative.  My mamma said “an inch isn’t very long, unless you add it to the end of your nose.”
Posted: November 23, 2014 at 10:39 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 24 comments | Tagged as: TGU

AP: WWKCD: Miss Kitty and UNC's Sugar Babes

Nov 21,’14:  Dean Katherine “Kitty” Carmichael was bigger than life to UNC students back in The 60s.   She was “The Church Lady” long before there was Saturday Night Live.   “Kitty” was Dean of Women at UNCCH in the halcyon days of the 60-70s.   I never met her; but I think I would have liked Kitty Carmichael A LOT.

In 1968 Miss Kitty headed a Blue Ribbon Committee to study Visitation – Rules Governing Coeds Visiting In Men’s Dorms.   One rule involved “must keep the dorm room door open wide enough to insert a matchbook”.   A matchbook?  Its 2014, No need for matches because UNC doesn’t allow smoking on campus.  Today we learn that.....

Over 300 Carolina Girls are whoring out as “Sugar Babes” to dirty old men (DOMs) to cover the costs of “going to college”.  Oh My!

Posted: November 21, 2014 at 10:26 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments

"World's Largest" PR Scam Since Global Warming

Nov 19,’14:   I’m a pretty good judge of the Plum Foolishness Factor of UNC’s Glorious Mess.   I really thought last week’s Trifecta of Dumb (Tydreke), Dumber (Matt&Bryn), Dumbest (Dartmouth) would carry us all through Thanksgiving..... but Noooooo.  

Now America is spewing coffee out its nose over Edelman aka “The World’s Largest.....” gorging itself on Little Carol’s Inexhaustible Pile of (not exactly tax payer) mega-$$$$.  $2,000,000 here..... $2,000,000 there......  

Pretty soon UNC’ll have spent more trying to spin The Great Unpleasantness than Kim Kardashian spends on shoes and handbags. 
Posted: November 19, 2014 at 3:12 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 27 comments | Tagged as: TGU

AP: UNC Mess and The Beige Plate Theory

Nov 16,’14:  I try to leave that never-ending academic trainwreck over at Chapel Hill to BobLee.   I specialize in really important crap like using BullyBarber and RobRielleWHO as my personal human piñatas.  BobLee and I debate who has the most inexhaustible fount of material to choose from.  Neither of us is complaining mind you.  

But that UNC Trainwreck is starting to seep over into Real World Issues.   YIKES!  

Could my “Beige Plate” Theory be The Key to untying UNC's Gordian Knot?

Posted: November 17, 2014 at 7:35 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments
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