In 1955, Austrian readability expert Rudolf Flesch wrote a book called Why Johnny Can’t Read.
(readability expert ??). I like to begin a column with a catchy title. My alternate title - “Non Amicus Wolfpackus”
is beyond “catchy” to bewildering.
“Johnny” is maligned, embattled and disparaged ACC Commissioner “Little Johnny” Swofford. No matter what he does, Johnny Can’t Win. Neither could Hannibal.