I dallied writing a Week One column because how many “about Johnny You-Know-Who” columns does the world really need? America’s Punk successfully hijacked Week One of Color & Pageantry 2013. I simply didn’t feel like joining the chorus on that. ...... NC State’s Coach Dave
sensed my plight and has come to my aid.
The late Southern sage, Lewis Grizzard, had a classic story that ends with the punch line...... “Don’t believe I’da said that one.”
At least Coach Dave wasn’t bragging about having sex with a billy goat.