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AP: I was NOT in Ferguson. Were You?

Nov 25,’14:  I HAVE actually been to St Louis, probably more often than most of you.  But I’ve never been to its suburb of Ferguson.  I certainly was not there on the night of the Michael Brown incident.   Were you?

Apparently I am THE ONLY ONE who wasn’t an eyewitness to exactly what happened.   Every race baitin’ yahoo and every sniffling media weasel was there apparently.  All the same yahoos and weasels who were in Orlando for Trayvon apparently.  I wasn’t there either.  How do these folks manage to be on-hand for these things.... and always know EXACTLY what happened?  Like Forrest Gump was, I guess.


Posted: November 25, 2014 at 10:44 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments

And It is Not Even Tuesday Yet

Nov 24,’14:  It’s a brand new week so lets deal with brand new piles o’ crap.
Lately Piles O’ Crap re: UNC are “like gloves” – they come in pairs.

So far this week (its just Monday) we have ONE involving UNC’s stumblebum administrators and ONE involving Larry’s Bad Boyz.

Quick question regardless of your partisan affiliation.... when you heard about the post-game vandalism of the Duke Visitors locker room, did you immediately assume – the spraypainters wore dreadlocks?
Posted: November 24, 2014 at 8:18 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 46 comments | Tagged as: TGU

Wow! $3.1M Is A Lot! Compared to What?

Nov 23,’14:  One of The Great Questions of the Modern Era has now been answered.  Q:  How much did UNCCH pay TeamKen  for The Report?   Answer:  $3,100,000.

That leaves still unanswered:  (1) What Will Happen To Roy?.... (2) What is a Chicken Nugget?.... and (3) Why did Julia Roberts marry Lyle Lovett?   You probably have 2-3 of your own.  We all do.

Any time an amount of something is involved in a headline news story it provokes a wide spectrum of human emotions.   Any “amount” is relative.  My mamma said “an inch isn’t very long, unless you add it to the end of your nose.”
Posted: November 23, 2014 at 10:39 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 24 comments | Tagged as: TGU

AP: WWKCD: Miss Kitty and UNC's Sugar Babes

Nov 21,’14:  Dean Katherine “Kitty” Carmichael was bigger than life to UNC students back in The 60s.   She was “The Church Lady” long before there was Saturday Night Live.   “Kitty” was Dean of Women at UNCCH in the halcyon days of the 60-70s.   I never met her; but I think I would have liked Kitty Carmichael A LOT.

In 1968 Miss Kitty headed a Blue Ribbon Committee to study Visitation – Rules Governing Coeds Visiting In Men’s Dorms.   One rule involved “must keep the dorm room door open wide enough to insert a matchbook”.   A matchbook?  Its 2014, No need for matches because UNC doesn’t allow smoking on campus.  Today we learn that.....

Over 300 Carolina Girls are whoring out as “Sugar Babes” to dirty old men (DOMs) to cover the costs of “going to college”.  Oh My!

Posted: November 21, 2014 at 10:26 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 1 comments

"World's Largest" PR Scam Since Global Warming

Nov 19,’14:   I’m a pretty good judge of the Plum Foolishness Factor of UNC’s Glorious Mess.   I really thought last week’s Trifecta of Dumb (Tydreke), Dumber (Matt&Bryn), Dumbest (Dartmouth) would carry us all through Thanksgiving..... but Noooooo.  

Now America is spewing coffee out its nose over Edelman aka “The World’s Largest.....” gorging itself on Little Carol’s Inexhaustible Pile of (not exactly tax payer) mega-$$$$.  $2,000,000 here..... $2,000,000 there......  

Pretty soon UNC’ll have spent more trying to spin The Great Unpleasantness than Kim Kardashian spends on shoes and handbags. 
Posted: November 19, 2014 at 3:12 PM by SaidWHATMedia | with 27 comments | Tagged as: TGU

AP: UNC Mess and The Beige Plate Theory

Nov 16,’14:  I try to leave that never-ending academic trainwreck over at Chapel Hill to BobLee.   I specialize in really important crap like using BullyBarber and RobRielleWHO as my personal human piƱatas.  BobLee and I debate who has the most inexhaustible fount of material to choose from.  Neither of us is complaining mind you.  

But that UNC Trainwreck is starting to seep over into Real World Issues.   YIKES!  

Could my “Beige Plate” Theory be The Key to untying UNC's Gordian Knot?

Posted: November 17, 2014 at 7:35 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 0 comments

Fat Cats Rearranging Deck Chairs

Nov 16,’14:  “BobLee’s 60-Second Sound-Off” is a new segment on this season’s Good Sports’ pre-game show.  I offer up an incredibly insightful “can he say THAT on the radio?” rant about something hopefully related somehow to UNC Football.

A trick in effective “provocative radio” is not to warn ones on-air partners (or station “suits”) what one is about to say.   This results in their fresh on-air response plus allows “the suits” to have plausible deniability when offended listeners storm the station with pitchforks and torches.

Yesterday BobLee unloaded on UNC “Fat Cats” who amidst The Great Unpleasantness are occupying themselves by Rearranging the deck chairs on The Titanic.   It has been suggested that I share my aired comments with you my valued cyber-audience.
Posted: November 16, 2014 at 11:09 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 26 comments | Tagged as: TGU

Of all the gin joints / colleges in all the towns in

Nov 13,’14:  The Great Unpleasantness has become unpleasantier.   It wasn’t “all over” with those unpaid parking tickets way way way back when.... or with The Martin Report.... or with Ken’s Report.  There are children entering pre-school who were unborn when Marvin hit SEND.  Those children are now old enough to ask: “Mom, what kind of name is Tydreke?”

AND NOW.... To paraphrase Bogey’s Rick Blaine:  “Of all the gin joints (colleges) in all the towns in the world..... a cheating scandal has erupted involving a Sports Ethics class - specifically designed for athletes at a “harming little elite Ivy League institution in Hanover, New Hampshire.  BobLee, you don't mean DARTMOUTH?   Yep....

Of course this Dartmouth incident has nothing to do with a certain charming little Chancellor in South Bldg.   But who can blame those bloodthirsty ABCers for ROTFLTAO? ..... C'mon Man!
Posted: November 13, 2014 at 9:59 AM by SaidWHATMedia | with 22 comments | Tagged as: TGU
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