Stiletto Madness Grips America…
Believing ANYTHING you read on the Internet especially Twitter / Facebook is playing Russian Roulette with your brain.
On a Landmark Day for Social Media. Millions of Twitter monkeys and Facebook Freaks were frantically knee-jerking to Not One… Not Two… but THREE non-stories… that became news because The Great Social Media Knee Jerked.
“Remember way back when, in order to escape Reality, we retreated to the Internet? Now, more and more, we retreat to Reality to escape the Internet…” Ironically, I found that quote ON THE INTERNET… on Twitter no less.
One you might have missed, possibly two, but surely you saw and reacted to:
FLOTUS Melania Trump wearing Stiletto Heels as she boards Marine One.
The We Hate Trump & You Should Too OR You’re A Racist (WHT&YSTOYAR) Media went into Bats**t HYSTERICS re: FLOTUS’ Fashionable Footwear.
To describe their STOP THE PRESSES reaction as a bit much hardly does it or them justice. I can’t believe any of you missed it, but if you were in a coma or otherwise occupied, heres the story.
Yesterday (Tues 8/29) Donald & Melania flew, aboard Air Force One, to visit flood-ravaged Houston. The Trumps were being savaged, of course, for NOT visiting Houston at the height of the disaster (???). On Tuesday they would be savaged FOR visiting because a POTUS’s appearance requires security precautions that could distract from rescue efforts. ….
1,000s of CHILDREN mostly black and/or gay will probably DIE because The Evil Trumps are in Houston….
Unconfirmed reports say when Maxine Waters read that she snorted “Damn, I wish I had said that one.”
Ergo it was not going to matter whether they visited Houston or not… they would be savaged by the We Hate Trumps & You Should……. Media simply “because”. Surely you have figured that out by now.
Visiting Houston was the right thing to do regardless so The Trumps flew to Houston. Melania wore stilettos leavingThe WH because Melania always wears stilettos leaving The WH.
The We Hate Trump Because Melania Wears Stilettos Media (a sub-set of the primary WHT&YSTOYAR…. Media) ignited a Twitter Tsunami of EPIC proportions.
How horribly insensitive of Melania Trump to wear stilettos when visiting a disaster site… this PROVES Melania Hates Children Especially Black & Gender-impaired Children !
And of course… THIS PROVES (Trump) SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!… and it proves HE IS IN CAHOOTS WITH THE RUSSIANS. I get all the weekly TRUMP OMGs mixed up.
NOTE: Raleigh’s failing newspaper The N&O was, of course, quick to tweet OMG. EEEVIL MELANIA IS WEARING STILETTOS.
OMG Melania is wearing stilettos to Houston yelled Blondie.
Relax Blondie, she has a change of shoes on Air Force One. When she steps off AF1 in Houston, Melania will be appropriately shod. I noted assuredly to Mrs BobLee.
Oh… OK, thanks AP. I was kinda worried there for a second. Blondie grinned.
Blondie calmly went back to extinguishing other socio-cultral wildfires threatening our nation. While said nation was in STILETTO MADNES !!!
BTW: BobLee and Blondie learned yesterday that Kid and Reverend Danny’s twins (due in late December) are “GG”. Kid had “the gender test”. Lord only knows what THAT is!. Their names will be “Ruthie” and “Scarlett”. Scarlett will go by “Scout”.
Several hours later, Melania and Donald stepped off AF1 and she was indeed “appropriately shod” as I knew she would be.
How did I know? I have “common sense”. That gives me an unfair advantage in such matters. What can I say?
Meanwhile, in the interim, Twitter Monkeys of the rabid left-wing lunatic persuasion were swallowing handfuls of thumbtacks and washing them down with Drano. CHAOS reigned “on the Internet”.
Were there retractions or updates when Melania appeared “appropriately shod” in Houston. Of course NOT. You just read That Update.
The Left-wing lunatic lemming that went BATS**T are lying in a crumpled heap at the bottom of a cliff somewhere. They hurtled to their death convinced Melania Trump (and Donald) HATE CHILDREN because she was wearing stilettos when leaving The WH.
Evil Christian Joel Osteen Turns Away Flood Victims From His MegaChurch
Twitter Monkeys not assigned to The Melanis Stilettos OMG were telling The World that:
Joel Osteen will not allow flood victims to use his church for “shelter from His Own God’s Wrath”. Ergo… ALL CHRISTIANS ARE EVIL and statues of all Christians should be torn down and all Christians fed to lions ASAP. Osteen Hates Children, especially black ones and gay ones.
MILLIONS of naïve Twitter-ites were convinced Joel Osteen is Hitler’s Preacher or some such foolishness. Report implied that Osteen had ordered 1,000 KKK stormtroopers to surround his church with orders to SHOOT THE CHILDREN ESPECIALLY THE BLACK / BROWN ONES.
The TRUTH (Aaiieee That Word) was that the church was having flooding issues that needed to be resolved before it could safely accept flood victims. Those issues were resolved early Tuesday afternoon and 100s of homeless Houstonians were being cared for within EVIL JOEL OSTEEN’s Lakewood Church.
Again, that UPDATE somehow never got distributed via The Twitter Monkeys. So Joel Osteen’s reputation took a big unfair hit….
NOTE: Yes, of course Raleigh’s notoriously anti-Christian newspaper, The N&O, gave full Twitter coverage to EVIL CHRISTIAN JOEL OSTEEN DENIES FLOOD VICTIMS ESPECIALLY BLACK & GAY ONES!
I expected pics of Joel Osteen’s wife – Victoria – wearing stilettos but have NOT seen those YET.
Knee Jerk #3:
The Texas Rangers Baseball Team (Which George Bush used to own) Will Not Cooperate with Flood-Ravaged Houston Asros.
This is likely the most obscure of the Three from yesterday.
The flood-ravaged Houston Astros were scheduled to play their rivals The Texas Rangers in Houston’s Minute-Maid Park on Tues and Wed. Obviously, that was impossible. The Astros and Rangers conferred and the games ended up being moved to Tampa Bay.
One option was to move these two-games to Arlington switching with a late-Sept series in Arlington. The Rangers offered to do THAT giving the proceeds of the moved games to Houston flood-relief… BUT
You probably read that THE RANGERS REFUSED TO SWITCH THE GAMES. …
You may have read that Rangers GM John Daniels also HATES CHILDREN ESPECIALLY BLACK & GAY ONES and often “wears his wife’s stilettos”.
I don’t know John Daniels’ fetishes but I researched this one, again. Smelling a high BULLS*** FACTOR.
Those are THREE glaring reasons from just One Day NOT to trust anything you read on “the Internet”.
Yes… you are reading THIS “on the Internet”.
I suppose Robert Ripley was correct… You can BELIEVE IT… or (Better) NOT …. Your choice.